Public Service Message

I feel a need to say this. You may ignore at your leisure.

Not all accountants do taxes.

I know, you're shocked.

But it's true.

I'm an accountant. I detest taxes. I don't even want to think about them. They nearly give me anxiety attacks just thinking about them. My job does not involve me doing taxes. Thank God, or I would need anti-psychotic meds.

Yes, I'm doing my taxes right now. And give me credit, I have four days left. After today. Last year I did them the day before. I'm ahead of the game. Go me.

Taxes suck. Take it from an accountant.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.